With the Entry Draft behind us and free agency slowing down a bit, we thought now would be a good time to drop a fan favorite post to help readers get over the hump of summer. Remember back last December when we dropped our first Fantasy Hockey Team Name post? Well, we have put together another list of Fantasy Hockey Team Names for our readers to use in 2009-2010. Step outside the box a little; ditch “Go Puck Yourself” this season and use one of these bad boys. We appreciate you making Saucerpass.com a routine stop in your fantasy hockey rotation, even in the off-season, and we hope this list will add a little humor to your summer while you wait for the next hockey season to begin.
There are not that many websites devoted to fantasy hockey team names, so we hope you find this article beneficial and fun. We’ve gone old school and new school with our player choices so hopefully we’ve covered a big enough spectrum. There is also an explanation along with the team name because nothing is worse than having a clever fantasy hockey team name, having someone ask you what it means and you not having a clue. Don’t be that guy.
Fantasy Name: Kaberle Sauvignon
Explanation: Tomas and a fine bottle of wine.
Fantasy Name: Oduya’s Non-Alcoholic
Explanation: Johnny Oduya and beer flavored water.
Fantasy Name: McAmmond Cheese
Explanation: My least favorite sandwich in the entire world.
Fantasy Name: Redden, White and Blue
Explanation: Get it? It’s the Rangers’ uniform colors. Hiyo!
Fantasy Name: Malkin Milk Duds
Explanation: A sweet treat and a sweet fantasy player.
Fantasy Name: A Lupul, Ya Know, A Caddy…
Explanation: For all you Caddyshack fans out there. “A looper, sir?”
Fantasy Name: Chili CheeseBergfors
Explanation: Lesser known Nicklas Bergfors crossed with the far more popular summer favorite.
Fantasy Name: Gerbe’s Dream Land
Explanation: A sweet old video game and a sweet up and coming Sabres prospect from BC.
Fantasy Name: Show Us Your Bitz!
Explanation: For all you Byron Bitz fans out there.
Fantasy Name: Rebel Yelle
Explanation: Sweet Billy Idol reference.
Fantasy Name: Back That Asham Up
Explanation: Juvenile, meet Aaron Asham.
Fantasy Name: Rainbow Schubert
Explanation: Yeah, you get it.
Fantasy Name: Streit, No Chaser
Explanation: The exact opposite way I take my shots.
Fantasy Name: Live Long & Prospal
Explanation: An old adage staring Vaclav Prospal
Fantasy Name: What The Helm?
Explanation: Inspired by his minor goal outburst in Stanley Cup Finals.
Fantasy Name: Stafford Infection
Explanation: Eww. Gross.
Fantasy Name: Brad Winchestertonfieldville, Iowa
Explanation: If you can find a service that will except the 33 characters in this ‘Mr. Deeds’ reference, I almost think you have to use it.
Fantasy Name: Bend It Like Peckham
Explanation: A cross between a crappy movie and a sweet up and coming goon for the Oilers.
Fantasy Name: Uncle Festerling
Explanation: Perhaps the only fantasy hockey recognition Brett Festerling will ever get. Never really liked the Addam’s Family much…
Fantasy Name: Michalek’s Anonymous
Explanation: Well, you can figure it out I’m sure.
Fantasy Name: Sweet & Sauer Chicken
Explanation: A cross between Kurt Sauer and my favorite Chinese food menu item for hangovers.
Fantasy Name: Nice Berubes
Explanation: Eat your heart out, Craig Berube.
Fantasy Name: Cracklin’ Oates Bran
Explanation: My favorite breakfast cereal with one of my favorite players of all time.
Fantasy Name: Suddenly Zyuzin
Explanation: A very very average television show from the 90s that, fortunately, did not star Andrei Zyuzin. (big thanks to @KicksaveTwenty for this one).
Fantasy Name: Boyles in the Hood
Explanation: An awesome movie starring Ice Cube and not Dan Boyle.
Fantasy Name: Staal in the Family
Explanation: A fitting name for the Staals, plus a sweet Archie Bunker shout out.
Fantasy Name: Two if by Seabrook
Explanation: Sweet historical reference.
An interesting note about some of the names on this list below is that they were generated in a contest held by Bill of the Daily Deke (@icejunkies). The contest required Schrembs from Saucerpass, Bill and Kate (@mrshockeyrocker) to come up with fantasy hockey team names for 3 players chosen by an outside party. It was a ton of fun and we appreciate the contributions from Bill and Kate.
Tomáš Plíhal
Fantasy Name: Plihalin’ Ass
Fantasy Name: Plihal Bargain
Fantasy Name: Rice Plihal
Simon Gagne
Fantasy Name: Gagne With The Wind
Fantasy Name: Gagne’s All Here
TJ Oshie
Fantasy Name: Oshie’s 11
Fantasy Name: OSHIE DIDN’T!
Again, if these names don’t appeal to you, check out original Fantasy Hockey Team Names post for more ideas. Also, please understand that players will probably switch teams over time, so if you find a player not on the appropriate team, just roll with it. We’ll come up with more.
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30 comments
@kicksavetwenty says:
2009/07/14 at 10:48 am (UTC -4)
Great list! Thanks!
And how did I miss this one:
“Easton Fections”
Schrembs says:
2009/07/14 at 11:04 am (UTC -4)
Consider yourself mentioned again on the next list that we do. Awesome, awesome name.
Andrew says:
2009/07/15 at 12:47 pm (UTC -4)
jagr bombs
Schrembs says:
2009/07/15 at 1:15 pm (UTC -4)
Hey Andrew-
We actually have something similar on the first list we did:
http://saucerpass.com/2008/12/fantasy-hockey-team-names/
Enjoy.
Andrew says:
2009/07/16 at 10:04 am (UTC -4)
oh thanks…. made in kariya is another one.
GK says:
2009/09/03 at 3:57 pm (UTC -4)
Tortorella alla Vodka
GK says:
2009/09/04 at 4:10 pm (UTC -4)
For Bruin fans: Bourque & Beans……Dirty Orr
Schrembs says:
2009/09/04 at 7:11 pm (UTC -4)
Not gonna lie. I’m a big fan of “Bourque and Beans.” I’m gonna throw it in our next list if you don’t mind, GK?
GK says:
2009/09/09 at 11:07 am (UTC -4)
Good by me. Another favorite was: Jussi Fruit
huge says:
2009/09/15 at 3:13 pm (UTC -4)
these are effin awful – why are they all players names? theyre supposed to be team names – what team would have a person’s name it? make up team names if your gonna post something like this, not plays on players names – just retarded
Moe says:
2009/09/18 at 1:25 am (UTC -4)
Crosby, Stalls and Nash
*Crosby, stills and Nash
You Should Have
*Every time you draft, trade or pick up a player it will say You Should Have Picked..players name
The Dany Heatley School of Driving
* Too Soon?
The Charelstown Chiefs
* Who owns the chiefs
Phil Kessel’s Left Nut
* To Soon?
Mark says:
2010/01/03 at 7:17 pm (UTC -4)
Pietrangels and daymonds
MN says:
2010/01/13 at 11:23 pm (UTC -4)
Low Ryder
km says:
2010/06/10 at 8:59 pm (UTC -4)
made in kariya
the zamDOMIS
OsGood as it Getzlaf
big body Czech
Jagr68 says:
2010/07/21 at 4:40 pm (UTC -4)
Oduya Make Her Moen
Mike says:
2010/09/08 at 12:39 am (UTC -4)
My team this year is the Tragically Yip. Don’t know why it took me so long to figure that one out.
Mike says:
2010/09/08 at 12:41 am (UTC -4)
Also, if any of you are Richard Strauss or Oscar Wilde fans, see if you can figure this one out: Den Kopf Des Jokinen.
Rob says:
2010/09/21 at 2:12 pm (UTC -4)
OMG that Kaberle one had my entire office in stitches, well done!
Tommy says:
2010/09/23 at 9:05 am (UTC -4)
Too hot to Yandle
Don’t cry, I was Olli Jokinen
tom says:
2010/09/23 at 2:04 pm (UTC -4)
My Dixie Normous
The Low End Theory says:
2010/09/25 at 9:28 pm (UTC -4)
Backes-treet Boyes
BabyAli says:
2011/04/12 at 1:00 pm (UTC -4)
Bertuzzi Chiropractic
skip says:
2011/09/16 at 9:40 am (UTC -4)
Duncan Donut’s
Kate says:
2011/10/06 at 1:31 am (UTC -4)
Moves Like Jagr
(a play on the maroon 5 song, moves like Jagger)
ethanb says:
2011/11/07 at 1:26 pm (UTC -4)
Oduya Know The Byfuglien Man?
Pimpin’ Ain’t Parise.
ethanb says:
2011/11/07 at 1:28 pm (UTC -4)
I can see Cleary now the rain is gone.
ethab says:
2011/11/07 at 1:30 pm (UTC -4)
reKindl the flame
Sean says:
2011/11/08 at 11:30 pm (UTC -4)
a couple that I have used this year are, Everyday I’m Scheifeleing and Unhooking her Brashear
Steve says:
2011/11/24 at 9:02 pm (UTC -4)
I just renamed my team the “Dustin Brown’s Stars”
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2012/01/10 at 9:15 am (UTC -4)
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