Happy holidays from The Sauce

The Sauce wants to wish all of our visitors happy holidays and to show our appreciation to you for making Saucerpass.com a routine stop in your fantasy hockey rotation, we have compiled a list of fantasy hockey names that you can use in future endeavors. There are not that many websites devoted to fantasy hockey team names, so we hope you find this article beneficial and fun. Some of these names we have come across in our fantasy adventures but most are names we really put on our thinking caps for. We’ve gone old school and new school with our player choices so hopefully we’ve covered a big enough spectrum. There is also an explanation along with the team name because nothing is worse than having a clever fantasy hockey team name, having someone ask you what it means and you not having a clue. Don’t be that guy.

Big thanks to Saucerpass user JR for his help with this project. Please feel free to add your own contributions in a comment at the bottom of the post.

Fantasy Name: Theoreo Mcfleury
Explanation: A cross between former Calgary Flame Theo Fleury and a tasty treat from McDonald’s.

Fantasy Name: Timonen Pumba
Explanation: A play on words with Kimmo Timonen and “The Lion King” movie.

Fantasy Name: Pasta Primeauvera
Explanation: A cross between former NHL’er Keith Primeau and one of my favorite pasta dishes.

Fantasy Name: You’re Darn Tyutin!
Explanation: One of my favorite lines from the movie “Fargo” which actually didn’t star Fedor Tyutin.

Fantasy Name: Two To Tanguay
Explanation: It takes two…

Fantasy Name: Crash Test Domis
Explanation: A cross between former bad boy Tie Domi and Canadian heartthrobs Crash Test Dummies.

Fantasy Name: Jaromir Jagrbombs
Explanation: A cross between Jaromir Jagr and a shot of Jagermeister and Red Bull.

Fantasy Name: Hate The Yake!
Explanation: A cross between former Anaheim Mighty Ducks star Terry Yake and a famous Seinfeld one-liner.

Fantasy Name: Fear The Grier
Explanation: A clever phrase given to current Sharks winger Mike Grier.

Fantasy Name: Woolley Bully
Explanation: I doubt that Jason Woolley was in Sam the Sham & the Pharaohs.

Fantasy Name: The Brothers Grimson
Explanation: A cross between former NHL goon Stu Grimson and folk tale writers Wilhelm & Jakob Grimm.

Fantasy Name: Stinkin’ Rut Beer
Explanation: From the movie ‘Slapshot.’

Fantasy Name: De Vries Technical Institute
Explanation: Does anyone actually go to DeVry?

Fantasy Name: The Big Letowski
Explanation: A little play on a cult classic.

Fantasy Name: Quaker Oates
Explanation: A cross between former NHL’er Adam Oates and the delicious breakfast cereal.

Fantasy Name: On Bended Neely
Explanation: A cross between former NHL’er/cameo actor Cam Neely and that delightful Boyz II Men song from 1994.

Fantasy Name: Sandis Cassels
Explanation: A cross between Andrew Cassels and Sandis Ozolinsh makes a great beach activity.

Fantasy Name: Balls Of Fuhry
Explanation: A cross between former NHL goaltender Grant Fuhr and a funny table tennis movie.

Fantasy Name: Malkin In The Middle
Explanation: Malkin plus one of the most underrated prime time television shows of the 90s.

Fantasy Name: Hrudey Ruettiger
Explanation: Mixing Kelly Hrudey and Rudy Ruettiger from one of my least favorite football films ‘Rudy.’

Fantasy Name: 3rd Laraque From The Sun
Explanation: Most underrated television show of the 90s and our good buddy Georges.

Fantasy Name: Exelby Takes The Square
Explanation: A play on the classic game show Hollywood Squares.

Fantasy Name: Kiss From LaRose
Explanation: Chad LaRose and a sweet song by Seal.

Fantasy Name: AM SO! ARNOTT!
Explanation: Jason Arnott in a childish game.

Fantasy Name: Honey Nut Chelios
Explanation: I hope Chris Chelios plays hockey until he’s 75. Mix him with my favorite breakfast cereal and you have a winning team name.

Fantasy Name: I’M BRIAN BELLOWS!
Explanation: A cross between former NHL’er Brian Bellows and a Saturday Night Live skit starring Tracy Morgan.

Fantasy Name: The Probert Report
Explanation: A cross between former fist fighting expert Bob Probert and a funny television show on Comedy Central.

Fantasy Name: Pootie Letang
Explanation: A cross between Penguin defender Kristopher Letang and some awful movie I have never seen called ‘Pootie Tang.’

Fantasy Name: Backes That Ass Up
Explanation: David Backes, please meet Juvenile.

Fantasy Name: Watermellanby
Explanation: A cross between Scott Mellanby and a summertime treat.

Fantasy Name: Hamburger Halpern
Explanation: What you would get if Jeff Halpern and Hamburger Helper collided.

Fantasy Name: Somebody Horcoff’d Our Clothes
Explanation: Combining Shawn Horcoff with the cult classic ‘Strange Brew’ in which Bob and Doug are blackmailed by someone who ‘harked their clothes.’

Fantasy Name: Good Moreau, Abbot
Explanation: Inserting Ethan Moreau’s name in to a classic quote from ‘Robin Hood: Men in Tights.’

Fantasy Name: Kuba Missle Crisis
Explanation: This one is for you history buffs out there.

Fantasy Name: Always Room For Gelinas
Explanation: A cross between Martin Gelinas and the slogan for Jell-O.

Fantasy Name: Roloffson Farms
Explanation: What would happen if Dwayne Roloson starred in “Little People, Big World.”

Fantasy Name: Don’t Toews Me, Bro!
Explanation: A cross between Jonathan Toews and that unforgettable student from Florida.

Fantasy Name: Allison Chains
Explanation: Apparently Jason Allison was NOT a grunge rocker

Fantasy Name: Porno For Parros
Explanation: A cross between George Parros and some alternative rockers.

Fantasy Name: That’s Brind’Amoure!
Explanation: Making Dean Martin proud for sure.

Fantasy Name: Hanzal And Gretel
Explanation: Martin Hanzal collides with a famous children’s story.

Fantasy Name: Ferraro Testarossa
Explanation: A pretty nice car with an ageless wonder.

Fantasy Name: Turkey, Hold DiMaio
Explanation: My very favorite sandwich order starring Rob DiMaio.

Fantasy Name: Do You Smell What Laraque Is Cookin’?
Explanation: I know it exceeds most name formats, but it you can make it work, more power to you.

Fantasy Name: Crosby, Stillman & Nash
Explanation: Classic rockers David, Stephen and Graham meet Sidney, Cory, and Rick.

Fantasy Name: Stempniak The Schwab
Explanation: Lee Stempniak and Corey Schwab in a play on an ESPN game show.

Fantasy Name: I Know What Boyes Like
Explanation: …I know what guys want.

Fantasy Name: Ridley’s Believe It Or Not
Explanation: Paying homage to one of my favorite Caps.

Fantasy Name: Maracle On Ice
Explanation: Does any else remember Norm Maracle besides me?

Fantasy Name: PyongyAngotti, South Kariya
Explanation: This one is for you old school Flyer fans and geography buffs.

Fantasy Name: Chocolate LeClair
Explanation: Too easy, John. Too easy.

Fantasy Name: The Three Weiss Men
Explanation: Getting in the holiday spirit with this Florida center.

Fantasy Name: Hull and Oates
Explanation: Classic rockers Daryl and John meet Brett and Adam.

Fantasy Name: Mr. Odgers Neighborhood
Explanation: My tribute to Atlanta’s greatest goon.

Fantasy Name: Dude, you’re getting a Delmore
Explanation: A cross between a fairly mediocre computer brand and a fairly mediocre defenseman.

UPDATE: Here is a new list of team names for your viewing pleasure:

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